Before anything goes up on this site, it has to get past six cats who did not apply for the job and do not care that there's a brand riding on their opinions.
Here's who you're actually shopping against:
- Nami — the first to investigate anything new, the first to lose interest in it
- Angie — unreadable. Will sit on a product for an hour and still reject it.
- Peachy — soft touch. If Peachy likes it, we double-check with everyone else.
- Sunny — the optimist. Approves almost everything, which is why Sunny doesn't get the final vote alone.
- Grumpy — exactly as difficult as the name suggests. The real test.
- Shaila — the tiebreaker. When the other five split, Shaila decides.
Six very different opinions, one very small shop. If something's listed here, all six have already judged it so you don't have to guess.